Brief Candles – The Art of the Clerihew

The clerihew was invented by and is named after Edmund Clerihew Bentley (1875-1956). He claimed to have invented this poetic form when he was sixteen years old and bored in a St. Paul’s chemistry class. First written for his own amusement, as a means of relaxing in the classroom, Bentley’s clerihews were not published for another fifteen years. Gavin Ewart, in his introduction to The Complete Clerihews, places Bentley’s age at eighteen the time he composed his famous lines about Humphry Davy. That famous first clerihew, which, in Ewart’s judgment, was never bettered by Bentley, reads as follows:

Sir Humphry Davy
Detested gravy.
He lived in the odium
Of having discovered Sodium.

Later Bentley changed “Detested” to “Abominated.”  As that chimes nicely with “odium” and “Sodium”, it can certainly be called an improvement. Bentley published three volumes of his own clerihews: Biography for Beginners (1905), published as “edited by E. Clerihew”; More Biography (1929); and Baseless Biography (1939), a compilation of clerihews originally published in  Punch and illustrated by his son, Nicolas Bentley, whose own version of the form appears below.

The first use of the word, “clerihew”, in print was in 1928. According to Bentley’s son, Nicolas, I think it gave him more pleasure than anything else he achieved in life to see the word ‘clerihew’ . . . enshrined in the Oxford Dictionary as part of our language. (It was probably handy that the practice of naming forms after their practitioners did not develop; imagine a “crapsey” instead of a “cinquain.”)  Like the haiku, the clerihew is a very short type of poetry with a specific form. A clerihew has four lines and consists of rhyming couplets. It is, also, usually a witty anecdote about a famous person.  The classical clerihew, Ewart writes, is free from malice. . . . The clerihew could easily be used for satire, and even satire of great bitterness, but as far as I know it never has been. He describes the tone of the clerihew as both civilized and dotty, a mini-cocktail. Henry Taylor (see below) calls them four-line, raggedly-metered miniature biographies.

G. K. Chesterton (1874-1936) born one year earlier than his friend, Edmund Clerihew Bentley, was also educated at St. Paul’s.  Both of them were later to write novels. In fact, Chesterton dedicated one of his novels, The Man Who Was Thursday, to his friend Bentley whose most famous novel is the detective story, Trent’s Last Case. Chesterton began writing poems in the clerihew form shortly after Bentley created it. Though he did not attend college, he did attend the Slade School of Art to become an illustrator. He illustrated many of Bentley’s clerihews when they appeared in book form in Biography for Beginners (1905). His own clerihews, a selection of which are included below, helped to popularise the form.

W. H. Auden (1907-1973) also wrote clerihews which he published under the title Academic Graffiti (1952, 1970). According to Gavin Ewart, Nobody much except Bentley has ever written really good clerihews.  But Auden’s Academic Graffiti, part of which was published in the May 8, 1971 issue of The New Yorker, also contains gems like those I have included below. While some were written in 1952 and included in an earlier collection, Homage to Clio, many were new. According to his biographer, Humphrey Carpenter, they were the sort of thing he had been writing in his notebooks since undergraduate days.  Auden, along with his friend, Chester Kallman was also responsible for what has come to be known as “the world’s shortest clerihew.  “To the Poetry Editor of the New Yorker” was composed, over breakfast, by Auden and Kallman, in honour of Howard Moss, poet, critic, and poetry editor of The New Yorker. Despite or because of the poem’s brevity, Auden and Kallman manage to rhyme the names of three different people. The poem was discovered years after Auden’s death in a manuscript notebook donated by his heirs to the New York Public Library. It has apparently never been printed in The New Yorker:

TO THE POETRY EDITOR OF THE NEW YORKER

Is Robert Lowell
Better than Noel
Coward,
Howard?

Pulitzer Prize winner, Henry Taylor, has, like Auden, written a book of clerihews, Brief Candles, which I’ve used as the title of this post. As he explained in an interview in The Cortland Review, I had a little adventure with a plasma cytoma in my jawbone between April and November of 1998; I seem to have come through it successfully, but it was quite preoccupying for several months, and during that time serious poetry seemed to be something I didn’t want much to do with. I could teach it all right, but I didn’t feel like writing anything that had any ordinary seriousness or ambition. Instead, I got on a weird, sometimes manic roll with these clerihews. It started with an odd one or two, and then burst into a sequence of a dozen and a half about book reviewers, that I did over two or three days in June. That led me to think of doing others in categories—the British Poets Laureate, the present nine Justices of the Supreme Court…

Paul Ingram, a renowned wit and bookseller at Prairie Lights Bookstore in Iowa City, has produced a book of clerihews entitled The Lost Clerihews of Paul Ingram (Ice Cube Press). In his introduction he gives his own definition of the form: The somewhat complex rhyme scene is AABB. The first line must include the name of a well-known or ill-known person. The second line must rhyme and mock. The second couplet should mock and further mock. He goes on to describe his own approach to the genre, distinguishing himself from the creator, E. C. Bentley. The Clerihews which took possession of me were of a particularly vicious strain. Clerihews which would have had Bentley quite upset. Judge for yourself in the selection below.

George Szirtes is a modern master of the clerihew.  In his blog he writes about his own clerihews (see below): For a while now I have taken occasional recourse to the Clerihew, the form coined by Edmund Clerihew Bentley, aka E C Bentley, author of the Trent series of detective novels, but also practiced with great skill by Chesterton and Auden. Here is a set I wrote in an intense half hour or so this evening in a state between tension (about things to be done) and sleepiness (at the thought of them). They were a great pleasure to write, each about an artist. He has the ability to toss clerihews about like pancakes on Shrove Tuesday. On another occasion he posted a set of clerihews on his Twitter account (@george_szirtes) on 12th June 2015.

Clerihews by Edmund Clerihew Bentley

Sir Humphrey Davy
Detested gravy.
He lived in the odium
Of having discovered sodium.

***

Sir Humphrey Davy
Abominated gravy.
He lived in the odium
Of having discovered sodium.

(Revised version of the first clerihew ever written)

***

George the Third
Ought never to have occurred.
One can only wonder
At so grotesque a blunder.

***

Sir Christopher Wren
Said, “I’m going to dine with some men.
If anyone calls,
Say I’m designing St. Paul’s.”

***

It was a weakness of Voltaire’s
To forget to say his prayers,
And one which to his shame
He never overcame.

***

Dante Alighieri
Seldom troubled a dairy.
He wrote the Inferno
On a bottle of Pernod.

***

Daniel Defoe
Lived a long time ago.
He had nothing to do, so
He wrote Robinson Crusoe.

***

The meaning of the poet Gay
Was always as clear as day,
While that of the poet Blake
Was often practically opaque.

***

Edgar Allan Poe
Was passionately fond of roe.
He always liked to chew some,
When writing something gruesome.

***

John Stuart Mill,
By a mighty effort of will,
Overcame his natural bonhomie
And wrote ‘Principles of Economy.’

***

The younger Van Eyck
Was christened Jan, and not Mike.
The thought of this curious mistake
Often kept him awake.

***

What I like about Clive
Is that he is no longer alive.
There is a great deal to be said
For being dead.

***

Edward the Confessor
Slept under the dresser.
When that began to pall,
He slept in the hall.

***

Chapman & Hall
Swore not at all.
Mr Chapman’s yea was yea,
And Mr Hall’s nay was nay.

***

The art of Biography
Is different from Geography.
Geography is about maps,
But Biography is about chaps.

Edmund Clerihew Bentley

 

Clerihews by G. K. Chesterton

The novels of Jane Austen
Are the ones to get lost in.
I wonder if Labby
Has read Northanger Abbey

(Labby was an English journalist.)

***

Whenever William Cobbett
Saw a hen-roost, he would rob it.
He posed as a British Farmer,
But knew nothing about Karma.

***

Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Is now a buried one.
He was not a Goth, much less a Vandal,
As he proved by writing The School for Scandal.

***

Saul
Was tall.
David cut off the end of his cloak
For a joke.

***

Of the prophet Ezekiel
I do not wish to speak ill;
But he himself owns
He saw a valley of Dry Bones.

***

Solomon
You can scarcely write less than a column on.
His very song
Was long.

***

The Spanish people think Cervantes
Equal to half a dozen Dantes;
An opinion resented most bitterly
By the people of Italy.

***

James Hogg
Kept a dog,
But, being a shepherd
He did not keep a leopard.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Clerihews by W. H. Auden

Sir Henry Rider Haggard
Was completely staggered
When his bride-to-be
Announced, “I am She!”

***

John Milton
Never stayed in a Hilton
Hotel,
Which was just as well.

***

When Karl Marx
Found the phrase ‘financial sharks,’
He sang a Te Deum
In the British Museum.

****

Mallarmé
Had too much to say:
He could never quite
Leave the paper white.

****

When the young Kant
Was told to kiss his aunt,
He obeyed the Categorical Must
But only just.

****

Lord Byron
Once succumbed to a Siren:
His flesh was weak,
Hers Greek.

****

Henry Adams
Was mortally afraid of Madams:
In a disorderly house
He sat quiet as a mouse.

***

Oscar Wilde
Was greatly beguiled,
When into the Café Royal walked Bosie
Wearing a tea-cosy.

***

Thomas Hardy
Was never tardy
When summoned to fulfill
The Immanent Will.

***

No one could ever inveigle
Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
Into offering the slightest apology
For his Phenomenology.

***

William Blake
Found Newton hard to take,
And was not enormously taken
With Francis Bacon.

***

When Arthur Hugh Clough
Was jilted by a piece of fluff,
He sighed “Quel dommage!”,
And wrote Amours de Voyage.

***

Said Robert Bridges,
When badly bitten by midges:
“They’re only doing their duty
As a testament to my beauty.”

W. H. Auden

Clerihews by Henry Taylor

According to Matthew
the wrath you
flee may be your own.
Live not by bread alone.

***

Bartholomew,
Hearing from afar a hollow moo,
said to himself, “That’ll
be Nineveh thriving: also much cattle.”

***

Thomas Warton
never met Dolly Parton.
It made him quite surly
to have been born too early.

***
Alexander Graham Bell
has shuffled off this mobile cell.
He’s not talking any more
But he has a lot to answer for.

***

John Dryden
wasn’t the sort you’d confide in;
there was no limit to the secrets he’d tell
in lyrics set to music by Henry Purcell.

***

Adelaide Crapsey
induces narcolepsy;
most of her cinquains
fade as invisible ink wanes.

***

Preston Sturges
was subject to urges
whose nature and history
remain shrouded in mystery.

***

Tommaso Landolfi
was disdainful of golf. He
considered putting
more vulgar than rutting.

***

Henry James Pye
is extremely difficult to justify;
none of the writing he managed to do
has been reprinted since 1822.

***

William Wordsworth
considered four-and-twenty birds worth
a walk as far as the banks of the Wye.
There are some things money just can’t buy. 

***

Robert Bridges
lived into the era of fridges
but doubted they were worth their price.
He hadn’t much use for ice.

***

Andrew Motion
Could make moisturizing lotion.
Much of what he now creates
Is slick and fragrant, and evaporates.

Henry Taylor

Clerihews for Gavin Ewart by Peter Porter

In William Trevor’s pages
They sing “Rock of Ages”
By bicycle lamps
Of very few amps.

***

Thou shalt not mock
The verse of Brock,
Nor deprecate
That of Thwaite.

***

Seamus Heaney
Said, “Don’t be a meanie,
It’s in the Fates
I’m heir to Yeats.”

***

Among careful names
Few rival Clive James;
Not even Martin Amis
Is quite so famous.

***

These clerihews
Were written to amuse
That Master of True Art
Mr Gavin Ewart.

Peter Porter

***

From The Literary World – A Collection of Clerihews for Gavin Ewart on his sixty-fifth birthday

 

Clerihews for Jacques Barzun by William Jay Smith 

Jacques Barzun
Did not write a biography of the poet John Donne;
The subject he chose
Was the composer Berlioz.

***

What a pity that Jacques Barzun
Never wrote on the Sun
King: he would have opened new doors
On Louis Quatorze.

***

Jacques Barzun
When presented a bun
And asked how it tastes, is apt to say
“Ce n’est pas si mauvais!“

***

Jacques Barzun
Was startled, to say the least, when a nun,
Sitting near him on the train, suddenly pulled a rabbit
From under her habit.

***

Professor Jacques Barzun
Said: “Get me my gun!
Here comes one of those
Pathetic graduate students with his miserable prose!”

William Jay Smith

***

From A Clutch of Clerihews for Jacques Barzun on his eighty-fifth birthday

Clerihews by Paul Horgan

Oedipus Rex
Had it all wrong about sex.
He couldn’t love another
Unless she looked like mother.

***

Desiderius Erasmus
Suffered from one of the rare asthmas.
His worst wheezes
Were caused by over-ripe cheeses.

***

Nell Gwynn
Said it wasn’t really a sin –
It was just that the king would,
And besides, the pay was good.

***

Said Thomas de Quincey
“Doctor Kinsey
Quite misses the point –
Sex isn’t as good as a joint.”

***

Franz Liszt
Was much kissed.
However, all that ceased
When he dressed like a priest.

***

Marcel Proust
Thought a lot about being seduced.
But as this was too exciting,
He put it in writing.

Paul Horgan

***

From The Clerihews of Paul Horgan

Clerihews by George Szirtes

Karel Reisz
was not always nice:
his Saturday Night was followed Sunday Morning.
Let this be a warning.

***

Nahum Tate
wasn’t great
and is hardly worth defending –
but he did give Lear a happy ending.

***

Robert Herrick?
Too randy for a cleric.
Even Julia
thought it peculiar.

***

e e cummings’
unpublished hummings
will shortly be published in a book –
just l(oo)k

***

Paul Verlaine
stood in the rain.
It rained in his heart.
He did it for art.

***
Rene Magritte
liked his rum neat
and would never think of adding Cola.
He’d sooner eat his bowler.

***

Pierre-August Renoir
simply adored Film Noir
and kept nagging at Jean
“Make your old dad a Film Noir! Aw, go on!”

***

Claude Monet
resisted all forms of donné.
When someone suggested he should paint the cathedral at Rheims,
he replied, “In your dreams!”

***

George Braque
decided to pickle a shark
as a kind of tableau,
but then left it to Pablo.

***

Michelangelo Buonarroti
woke up feeling grotty
having painted an enormous fresco
for Tesco.

***

Fra Filippo Lippi
was kinda dippy
but succeeded in laying tons
of nuns.

***

William Blake
worshipped Veronica Lake
but secretly thought The Blue Dahlia
something of a failure.

***

Dante Gabriel Rossetti
was never mean or petty,
though he would occasionally fiddle
with Lizzie Siddall.

***

Jacques-Louis David
refused to read
Karl Marx.
“Too many sharks.”

***

J M W Turner
liked a nice little earner
and was untroubled by greed,
painting Rain, Steam AND Speed.

***

Jack B Yeats
told all his mates
to ignore his brother Willie.
“Those bloody fairies are just too fecking silly.”

***

Antonio Canaletto
could sing falsetto
but once he was off his face
he growled in bass.

George Szirtes

Clerihews by Paul Ingram

Jesus Christ
Was sliced and diced,
And punched with holes
To save our souls.

***

Carl Gustav Jung
Was impressively hung,
Which sorely annoyed
The good Dr. Freud.

***

Forest Gump
Told Donald Trump,
“You know I like you
We have the same IQ.”

***

Alfred Lord Tennyson
Was crazy for venison,
He’d get stag and doe
With french fries, To Go.

***

Henry James
Did not chase dames,
His reputation
Was for observation.

***

George Trakl
Lived a life of debacle,
Drugs and mania
And schizophrenia. 

***

Charles Baudelaire
Picked at his scrotal hair
And found a weevil
In his Flowers of Evil.

***

Muriel Spark
Got bit by a shark,
A dank gory
Memento Mori.

***

Michael Jackson
Looked Anglo-Saxon,
Due to some nasty
Rhinoplasty.

Paul Ingram

***

From The Lost Clerihews of Paul Ingram

Clerihews by X. J.  Kennedy

Peter Lorre
Won lasting glory
Portraying heaps
Of creeps.

***

Oliver Hardy
Grew large and lardy
From dining to excess
On many a fine mess.

***

Hart Crane
Flushed himself down the drain
When it seemed clear
That The Bridge didn’t cohere.

***

Weldon Kees
Stepped out on the breeze,
His work unrequited.
Still, he keeps being sighted.

***

Ambrose Bierce
Penned satires fierce.
He thought it mannish
Simply to vanish.

X. J. Kennedy

***

More brief poems by X. J. Kennedy are available on the Beetles post.

White House Clerihews by Mark Granier

Trump
was always at home on the stump,
while the White House, unfortunately,
is more of a tree.

***

Bannon,
fired by the looser cannon,
landed with a light heart
at Breitbart.

***

Cohen,
seemingly, has grown
to finally understand the score
and who not to take a bullet for.

***

Pence
was seen to become tense
on hearing Trump pronounce
him “Pounce.”

***

Manafort,
scrambling for any port
in a storm, any vessel docked in Shit Creek,
asks only that it won’t leak.

***

Kelly
managed to separate Trump from his favourite telly
but, when it came to Twitter,
had to conscript the wife, the bodyguard and the babysitter.

Mark Granier

***

These clerihews were first published in LIGHT, a journal of light verse since 1992.

Irish Poets – Clerihews by Conor Kelly

The honourable Emily Lawless
was very far from flawless.
Her poems were like wild geese
clucking before their decease.

***

W. B. Yeats
patiently waits
for a honey bee
to leave Innisfree.

***

Katherine Tynan
rubbing her hymen
sighed, “Oh God above
‘tis my old love.”

***

Padraic Pearse
was fierce
but his brother Willie
was merely silly.

***

Padraic Colum,
living in Fulham,
watched his wife, in despair,
as she moved through the fair.

***

Austin Clarke
always wore dark.
It felt esoteric
to look like a cleric.

***

Louis MacNeice 
could never have peace
when, every Sunday morning,
his neighbour played the bagpipes without warning.

***

Samuel Beckett 
once said, “Feck it.
I can not cope
with my whoroscope.”

***

John Montague
hadn’t a clue
what was concealed 
in the rough field.

***

Seamus Heaney
wore a cream beanie 
and continued to shout
while wintering out.

***

Brendan Kennelly
gave it some wellie.
You try and parse
Poetry, My Arse.

***

Paul Muldoon
will find out soon
why Brownlee left
us all bereft.

Conor Kelly

Anglo-Irish Clerihews by Derek Mahon

The Picture of Dorian Gray
Is still read today;
While other Victorian novels degenerate in the attic,
Its reputation remains static.

***

Maud Gonne
Was no fonne;
If her husband came home late she would call out:
“You drunken vainglorious lout.”

***

John Quinn
Preferred the Algonquin
To any other hotel –
Though he liked the Plaza as well.

***

“Strange Meeting”

Wilfred Owen
And Elizabeth Bowen
Never met;
And yet…

Derek Mahon

Dramatic Clerihews  by Daniel Galef

Thespis
committed grievous cultural trespass
taking a perfectly satisfactory artistic genre like a choric song and ruining it for millennia by introducing a single new complicating factor:
the first actor.

***

Susarion
lived 2500 years before the first Carry On…
but all subsequent comedians owe him their loyalties
and probably a few million in royalties.

***

The plays of Euripides
run longer than Pheidippides
and, far from being dull, if anything they’re perhaps a little too exciting,
unless you think someone being decapitated onstage is lackluster writing.

***

Oscar Wilde
from Victorian society exiled
but revered today;
his writing has aged better than Dorian Gray.

***

Luigi Pirandell-o
quivered like Jell-o
when while in search of six characters for a new play he discovered, behind the scrim,
they were also looking for him.

***

Bertold Brecht
may have been upright and honest and echt
but no one ever checked
because of his Verfremdungseffekt.

***

Samuel Beckett
thought it would wreck it
if the titular Godot
would actually show.

***

Lin Manuel-Miranda
is able to pander
to theatre nerds and civics nerds alike by rapping with passion and verve
about the Federal Reserve.

Daniel Galef

***

These clerihews were first published in Snakeskin, September 2021 issue.

Clerihews on the Sex Lives of Poets by Dick Davis

Sex Lives of the Poets  (SLOP)

Geoffrey Chaucer
Was accused of rape. What could be coarser?
So that’s how Eng. Lit. began.
And he seemed such a nice old man.

Marlowe liked buggery
And political skullduggery;
When stabbed, he asked, “For which Secret Service
Do I deserve this?”

Did Shakespeare get more joy
From a boy as a girl or a girl as a boy?
Whatever: he liked the nice surprises
Engendered by disguises.

It’s clear that Aphra Benn
Really liked lots of men
Around her and inside her:
Most anyone could get to ride her.

Alexander Pope
Hadn’t a hope
With Lady Mary Wortley Montague:
“When it comes to inches,” she said, “you certainly want a few.”

Swift’s sexual growth, as is well attested,
Was rather arrested;
He licked his lips at secret names,
And potty talk, and baby games.

William Wordsworth was a cad
Who felt great about feeling bad;
Abandoned girls and lovers’ quarrels
Rewrote themselves as lofty morals.

When it comes to Christina Rossetti
And a sex life  . . . well, not to get petty
There wasn’t any, or at least none that was visible.
This clerihew’s sad, not risible.

Philip Larkin simpered and snickered
When he thought of a schoolgirl de-knickered;
What had him really in clover
Was the phrase, “Bend over.”

Sylvia Plath
Was turned on by the wrath
Of Daddy. It was a mistake though to confuse
Daddy with Ted Hughes.

Dick Davis

***

This poem was first published in Light – Winter 2015 issue.

Assorted Clerihews

If I had been
Albertine
I’d have disparue
too.

Ronald Mason

***

… and incidentally,
Mr Bentley,
Will someone write a clerihew
When they bury you?

R. H. Sampson

***

Brahms and Liszt
Were frequently pissed,
Though biographies do not say whether
They were ever pissed together.

F. Pitt-Kethley

***

Rupert Brooke
Sure did look
Pale, beautiful and good
As young poets should.

Wendy Cope

***

Can you enthuse
About Ted Hughes
If you don’t know
A wren from a crow.

Wendy Cope

***

The Reverend Charles Dodgson, alias Lewis Carroll,
One day opened his apparel
To show a little girl named Alice
His phallus.

Paul Curry Steele

***

Fanny Craddock
Couldn’t endure haddock
Even un tout petit peu –
Unless it was cordon bleu.

Gavin Ewart

***

As a youth, John Donne
Had a lot of fun.
After he hung up his balls,
He became Dean of St Paul’s.

Ivan Berger

***

Diodorus Siculus
Rendered himself ridiculous
By asserting that thimbles
Were phallic symbols.

C. D. Broad

***

Genghis Kan
Wintered in Afghanistan.
When the weather was finer
He moved into China.

M. J. Shepherd

***

Was Jesus
Sent to please us?
Or simply to  soft-sell
Hell?

R. A. Maitre

***

Proust
Used
To wear white gloves in bed:
Enough said.

J. G. Fairfax

Massenet
Never wrote a Mass in A.
It’d have been just too bad,
If he had.

Anthony Butts

***

Alfred de Musset
Used to call his cat Pusset.
His accent was affected.
That was to be expected.

Maurice Hare

***

Henry James
(Whatever his other claims)
Is not always too deuced
Lucid.

Clifton Fadiman

***

James Joyce
Had an unusually loud voice;
Knightly knock eternally wood he make
Finnegans Wake.

Michael Curl

***

Cecil B de Mille,
Rather against his will,
Was persuaded to leave Moses
Out of “The War of the Roses”.

Nicolas Bentley

(The son of Edmund Clerihew Bentley)

***

“Anthony Adverse”
May not be bad verse.
But God knows
It’s bad prose.

Constant Lambert

***

There’s no disputin’
that Grigori Rasputin
had more will to power
than Schopenhauer.

Dean W. Zimmerman

***

Ludwig Wittgenstein
Hardly ever went out to dine.
Be the menu never so abundant,
He found “green leafy lettuce salad” tautological and redundant.

Tom Kirby-Smith

***

Luchino Visconti
Saw ‘The Full Monty’
Which he thought was vile,
Bar Robert Carlyle.

Ian Duhig

***

‘Ingmar’,
said his wife, ‘I wish you would sing more,
not just sit there playing chess against Death and being glum’.
But Ingmar kept shtum.

Katy Evans-Bush

***

Cary Grant
loved his aunt.
When he was alone,
He would try her eau de cologne.

Katy Evans-Bush

***

Lot
Was not
Sad his wife looked back. He saw it as an opportunity
For her to become a pillar of the community.

Robert Schechter

***

Noah
Wanted to leave behind the boa,
But God made the rules and wouldn’t be contradicted,
So Noah’s options were constricted.

Robert Schechter

***

Rudolf Diesel’s
As German as measles,
But his engine stayed mobile,
So his legacy’s global.

Kelly Robinson

***

Polonius,
whose counsel I consider entirely erroneous,
should have told his son that the debtor
enjoys life better.

Nic Aubury

***

Norman Mailer
took little interest in finding a great tailor,
unlike his sometime pal
Gore Vidal.

Mark Granier

LINKS

The Wikipedia page on the clerihew.

Wikipedia page on Edmund Clerihew Bentley.

The Complete Clerihews of E. Clerihew Bentley, edited by Gavin Ewart.

Henry Taylor writes about the brief candles he calls his clerihews.

Cody Walker writes about the clerihew in The Kenyon Review.

George Szirtes on his blog discusses the clerihew.

Philosophical clerihews by Dean W. Zimmerman

A site devoted to the contemporary clerihew.

Results from the Practical Pyromaniac Clerihew Contest.

Forth Clerihews by Leo Wong.